pukicho:

Shout out to my throat for being extra adventurous tonight and trying to drink water from the breathing hole and not the drinking hole

rossettiriot:

Jgkfjfk

out-there-on-the-maroon:

theflowofink:

lunchinthelibrary:

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.

birdantlers:

I think a universal constant for children is wanting one of these more than anything in the world

tittled:

mijo:

spideyjlaw:

the directors of the most anticipated film of the year, and this is their Instagram icon

queen-baelin:

dnpnews:

mood. not just the breakdown part but the “bon appetite” & the way he’s standing, like “yep. i’m fucked.” kinda like that pic of the old man saying “guess i’ll die”

brvdlvy:

virgopessimist:

dateadork:

date a dork who makes your cheeks hurt from smiling too much

date a dork who makes both sets of cheeks hurt

haiikyuus:

morbid-fragility:

earthsiqn:

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.